
The Original~
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread,
And whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed.
My Version~
There was a young beautiful woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many cute boys she didn't know what to do.
She fed them all apples, with cheese and some bread.
She kissed them all sweetly and sent them to bed.
(I like my version best.)